þæt ƿæs gōd cyning!
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armcharioteer, sepoyim, philosaxon.
atavist, futurist, romantic.
1488672000.
unpublishable poet, recreational :computer: user, and :spin:thusiast
properly addressed as the chakravartin samrat, freiherr-khagan, myrskykuningas-viharkirály, hēah cyning, the high hyperouranian hatkeshiator, his sublime-ylevä-fenséges wilsumhood augustus felix martias hexadecimus caesar.
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specs:
laptop: dell latitude 7something from 2017
os: :9front:
foan: samsung A15
in the market for: :thinkthinkpad: x200, mnt reform, nokia n900, :pine:phone but eugh.
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:indiancallcenter:
my name is singh sukdeep rajha gupta. i'm a serial rapist murderer who lives in the worst, filthiest slums in mumbai; i have an iq of 2; i am part of the lowest caste in indian society; i have never taken a shower in my life; i'm 900 pounds; i defecate in public areas; i scam 90 year old grandmas out of all their life savings; i am considered a toxic hazard and this is my account.
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accolades:
"[...] Are you German?"
t. @[email protected]
"This is the most important post that SHF has ever recieved."
t. @[email protected]
" @[email protected] Please fix your markov chain bot."
t. @[email protected]
"test"
t. @[email protected]
"for an Indian you're so human!"
t. @[email protected]
"holy do you not get it. I am continuously astonished by your autism, even as one myself."
t. @[email protected]
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alts:
@[email protected]
@[email protected]
@[email protected]
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hashtags:
#fediscalp -- getting blocked or told i'm annoying
#fediplacs -- getting unblocked
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kontakt:
you can reach me via jabber: jabber:[email protected]
you can reach me via e-mail (electronic mail) on mail:[email protected]
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i want to sleep with the first fallen human from undertale.
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unemployed only by your crude materialist standards; in my heart i am an :att: employee.
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what you say of me is true not of me but of you.
Relays (1)
- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
