These khakis I bought on amazon have hate speech woven into the fabric

The vape is like an umbilical cord but for like an adult

White people be like "damn that's beautiful" when they look at the sky

I'm wearing my favorite pants with no underwear

Stapling my belly button shut cus that shit just looks fuckin weird

A rancid Djinn floated out of my lava lamp and granted me three wishes. I spent all three of them putting hand grenades in the pockets of trad faggots who hang out in pubs in tweed jackets.

Being a white american is such a turbo gigaflex if you're anything else how do you not kill yourself

My body have small patches of Rhinoceros skin

When I was 5 I nearly drowned in a glass of lukewarm cola

People go missing in ancient bodies of water all of the time it's normal.

Trannies are kind of cyberpunk which makes them more tolerable than faggots which are dark fantasy.

Making a twitter account to have black women be mad at you was worth it before they took your phone and decapitated you at the US border.