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Received snail mail for prior tenant Pheodesia Mischeallia Blah.

Quite a name she has there.

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TJ of the Side-Eye

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I think I saw a human-deer hybrid tonight. Why else would a pedestrian stand on the side of the road until my car came close, then try to cross?

Clint Eastwood · 4d

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casey is remote · 1w

I'm by no means an alcoholic, but I've dropped my drinking way down after realizing that it was absolutely destroying my sleep quality.

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Have you tried day drinking instead?

casey is remote · 1w

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midway · 1w

Now that’s some missionary work right there. Spread the Good News!

Dj33p · 1w

Portland Police announce they don’t have the staff to handle emergency 911 calls and it’s taking over 40 minutes to respond 🚨 A woman was just forced to hold off a naked homeless man trying to...

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Why was a 7-year old in the park at 2.30AM?

Dj33p · 1w

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TJ of the Side-Eye

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Americans: We aren't deep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM3db7tGVfg

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The things I do for science.

TJ of the Side-Eye

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One time, Junior and I went to a ComicCon when both Gangnam Style and Deadpool were super top of mind.

You haven't lived until you've seen a line of Deadpool variant cosplayers doing a conga line to Gangnam Style.

Derp · 1w

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BTS is a boy band from Korea. Not sure how they got popular in the US, but they are popular enough that I've heard of them.

Derp · 1w

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TJ of the Side-Eye

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"I'm a truculent bigot, I revel in scum".

Love the visuals for this.

#DJTJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibnPPT_sVD4

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Speaking of Oreos, we tried the Oreo BTS collab - brown sugar pancake (an Asian thing?).

First, they smell terrible. Absolutely awful. But I bought them for science, so I tried eating one.

Actually, not bad. They are a weird purple color, taste a bit like brown sugar and we ate the whole package in only slightly longer than average time.

Derp · 1w

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TJ of the Side-Eye

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Explosive decompression now or heart disease later? Decisions, decisions...

#memes

TJ of the Side-Eye

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Kids today don't know why the check is in the mail

#djtj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2EbS2BDCrY