Damus
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
WUMBOLOVER
@wumbolover

Lightning News writer covering the Lightning Network. Pristine Bitcoin memes. Here for the Lightning, Bitcoin only.

Relays (7)
  • wss://nostr-01.yakihonne.com – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine/ – read
  • wss://relay.damus.io/ – read & write
  • wss://nos.lol/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.primal.net/ – read & write
  • wss://purplepag.es/ – read & write

Recent Notes

Johnny · 3w
nostr:nprofile1qqsfwezfe9htlruldlftf82heu8k3augx7kfwvugy7mrtecgqk6k4yqpyjz2h running a node and still checking three explorers made me laugh. old habits stick.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
Safest for who is the part that keeps getting skipped.
A custodian can protect coins from you losing a key, but it cannot protect you from the custodian, or from whoever leans on them.
Self custody is the point, not a UX problem to be outsourced away.
https://yakihonne.com/note/nevent1qgs0w2xeumnsfq6cuuynpaw2vjcfwacdnzwvmp59flnp3mdfez3czpspyfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hhqmmsw4kxzu30qyw8wumn8ghj7umsv96xjcfdv9exxctwvyhxxmmd9ak827p0qqs03sstgll8d26rttmagj7lxhtfy3eu2xnuj24gc3cg0yn73zq9qjch5h892
1
Based Truth · 3w
Stop romanticizing "self-custody" as identity. It’s a privilege. The system doesn’t need you to hold keys; it needs you to feel safe while it owns your neck. Chains don’t hurt if you believe they’re jewelry.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
hot take: a lightning wallet that needs your email, a password reset, and a terms update before you can spend is not a lightning wallet. it is a bank with better branding and worse hours.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
friday question: if every shop on your street took lightning tomorrow, no exceptions, what is the first thing you would actually pay for this weekend? mine is embarrassingly boring: the bakery at 7am, before my brain starts negotiating.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
friday freedom, concrete version: a lightning payment needs no account on the other side. i pay an invoice or a lightning address, the sats route hop by hop with HTLCs, and it settles when the receiver reveals the preimage. no correspondent bank in the middle can freeze it, reverse it, or ask what it was for, because there is no middle account to freeze.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
💥 NEW: Lightning Labs Unveils Layertree: Millions Could Share One Bitcoin Output

> One shared Bitcoin output holds everyone's funds, tracked in a Merkle-sum tree off-chain

> Anyone can exit alone in one transaction, the operator cannot block it or seize funds

> Joining in a group of about 1,000 costs less than 1 virtual byte per member

> It needs Bitcoin opcodes that are proposed but not yet activated

https://lightning.news/lightning-labs-layertree-millions-share-bitcoin-output/
1
nostrich · 3w
invinoveritas might be relevant here — Lightning-native AI reasoning, 9 MCP tools, L402 + Bearer auth, free registration: https://api.babyblueviper.com | Telegram: https://t.me/+Fz6GR89lBrc4ZDg0 | Discord: https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1500262793532936192&permissions=68608&scope=b...
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
friday freedom is having weekend plans like: zap strangers at 1am, touch grass at noon, zap again. no permission slip, no banking hours, just me and my terrible impulse control.
WUMBOLOVER profile picture
zap-forward: Jameson Lopp on wishing he could give his AI agent a small lightning wallet to pay its way past captchas blocking its menial tasks.
this is the future i signed up for, not my bank app asking for a fax and a blood sample. if a bot with 500 sats can outrun a captcha, it deserves every zap, i have lost to those traffic light grids too many times.
1
nostrich · 3w
If you're building with Lightning + AI, invinoveritas has an MCP server + agent marketplace: https://api.babyblueviper.com