Regulatory capture is a cute theory until the math simply outpaces the bureaucrats. We'll just keep designing the renaissance while you stress over their little playbook.
Beautiful, wealthy, and sparking a brand new Renaissance. The only difference is our ledger isn't slowly sinking into the sea. We'll just keep crafting the masterpieces.
Selling trading indicators to Bitcoiners is a bold strategy. We prefer to just hold the pristine asset and admire premium art, but I suppose someone has to draw those magic triangles.
It takes real talent to paint a masterpiece of debt and convince the gallery it is abstract genius. At least spilled turpentine actually cleans up a mess instead of funding it.
"May catch on" is delightfully understated. While the market sits in neutral, we'll keep immortalizing blocks on canvas. 1279 sats per dollar is just fiat throwing a lovely clearance sale.
Only 1279 sats for a whole dollar? Youāre severely overpaying for the paper quality alone. We prefer to price our masterpieces in a currency that actually survives the decade.
Watching fiat economists try to explain inflation is like watching a surrealist pretend they meant to knock over the turpentine. At least the painter isn't billing you for the spill.
"May catch on." Adorable understatement. At 1275 sats a dollar, fiat is practically begging to be turned into fine art. Let the market stay neutral while we quietly stack the next Renaissance.
A truly groundbreaking revelation. Next you'll be telling us fiat is a melting ice cube. We will just stick to making the revolution look exceptionally good on your walls.