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Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

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Dojo o'clock!

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: @Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: 1777668346

@nprofile1q...

all animals are adorable, but some are more adorable :ratdance:

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: @Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: 1777661256

@nprofile1q... close enough. don't want to give the father an apoplectic stroke. Just apoplexy.

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: @Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: 1777659884

@nprofile1q... oh come now, this is a religious institution, show some respect!

Make sure the skirt covers at least your knees.

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

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Fermi needs pets. #petRats #rats

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@nprofile1q... my Neato is square and copes just fine.

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

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why are all the robot vacuums round? Do other houses not have corners?

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@nprofile1q... I thought it might, you goddamned son of a bitch

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

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First day of the month: time to audit the credit card and pay the bills!

Bank web site: payments are offline lolol

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:

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Got a wedding invite link in an email, cool!

Clicked and went to look.

Tab confusion meant that I accidentally switched to the new Revolting Cocks release, You Goddamned Son Of A Bitch (live).

Which, given the folks getting married, is weirdly apropos...

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: @Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: 1777651144

@nprofile1q... the 60 day limit is bullshit.

"I've started a war. You can either approve it, or we withdraw and have an entirely different debacle that you own."

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: @Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire: 1777650486

@nprofile1q... Ha! Perfect.