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Gotta love the integration of AI into work tools. I'm trying to find news coverage of water on Mars, but the tool is giving me results about a candy recall because to the AI, water = liquid, and Mars the planet = Mars the candy company, which had to recall candy after a batch had a liquid incorrectly added.
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There are empty packages from recreational nitrous oxide tanks all over the place today, so that means there are empty tanks out there too. I could probably find a bunch more of these brass valves if i went out looking right now, but i have other things to do. I've found five valves in the last few days, and my collection is getting pretty big. I really need to try melting these down.

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I have successfully installed a sealed bottom bracket cartridge onto my mixte bike, which is becoming a bit of a mutt now that it has that bottom bracket and a sturmey archer hub on it.
Tom Forsyth · 1w
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My craziest friend came up for air to tell me how amazing AI is and the she's been learning so much from it at incredible speed and that no one needs books or school anymore. Then she asked me if it's true the Grok can make porn of someone from a single photo of them, and followed that up to ask me for a photo of myself
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Some guy just had a food delivery driver bring him Sbarro's at the bus station. I didn't know anyone liked that pizza enough to want it except when it's one of a few limited options at the mall
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Kilroy_Was_Here · 1w
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Kip Ashlynn · 1w
I mean it's alright ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ One time my cousin was in line for Sbarro's pizza and two antagonistic girls cut in front of her in line. My cousin looks sweet, but at the time was a state champion athlete and all of us were raised *~*problematic*~* when it comes to dominance issues so that's not...
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If I worked in the marketing department at Mentos, i would convince them to package irregularly shaped ones in random flavors and colors and sell them as Dementos, the evil cousin of Mentos.
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They should ban news helicopters from hovering over neighborhoods before 7 am or after 9 pm, and the punishment should be that residents are allowed to shoot guns at the helicopters without being punished
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Koz Ross · 1w
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