night night

do not write poetry for women
they hate that shit

just threaten to rape then and if they don't scream then they like you

I laugh at those two losers in this thread who called me "an average looking manlet" It's so ridiculous that I'm laughing instead of getting angry. I am a drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem among thousands of rocks. I'm one of a kind, completely the opposite of average.
You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you, and you know it.

First step after acquiring a sex doll is to preform a quadruple amputation. This way if it ever comes to life it can't hurt you.

second step is to remove all its teeth regardless of if the teeth are gunmy or hard

remove them.

step three is to weld a cylindrical piece about the width of your cock into the mouth so it can never bite down.

step four is to always, always, ALWAYS! remove the corneas from its eyes. do not let it perceive you.

step five is optional, you can fill its ears with cement but tbh after doing the previous steps you really don't have to. Plus if you need to exorcise it ears would be helpful.

then step six is to tie it up and put it in a lead lined box when not in use.

Do this for your own safety.

i wish my penis was one feet long

uphhhhghg

everyday that i live im faced with new creatures beyond my imagination

look at this crinkly little thing

uphhhhghh back pain evil bitch
at least my ego is in check
didn't go to the gym even though i wanted to

hopefully its fixed by monday

I transitioned to gay.
Send me pictures of boy cats playing and having fun.

my mom is aborting me tomorrow