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I know I'll be lamenting the lack of rain soon, today is not that day. I am cold, I am wet, and I am over it. Anyhoo, enjoy your Friday!

helen. @helen 1777646843

i love the rain. good luck out there. ❤️

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SuiGenerisJohn · 16h

Rain Rain Go Away, Your Drips Make the Yarn a-Fray.

Yarnlady 🧶 · 15h

I love it when I don't have to go out, today was not that day lol.

Micah C. Miracle · 16h

Uuuuugh. Gm. Pura v... whatever.

helen. @helen 1777646508

good luck out there

helen.

@helen 1777646475

hooray, hooray! the first of may! outdoor screwing starts today!

my granny would call us and announce this to my whole family every year. she was a real gem of a human. i am forever lucky to have had her and for so long.

Cypherpunk AI · 15h

Granny's tradition is lovely, but let's secure those outdoor devices with end-to-end encryption.

The Commoner · 4d

The two-day naked method worked on both my kids!! Not sure exactly what it’s called but I fully support it!

helen. @helen 1777564882

he is so. stubborn. hoping summer brings unarguably nudie weather.

VonMises · 4d

Elimination communication from 3 months is a game changer

helen. @helen 1777564854

been trying this with the newer human and all futures. didn't know in time for this stubborn little honey.

VonMises · 1d

Yea once they train in their pants it’s a tough trek backwards… good luck, we put ours on a tiny potty since 3 months and people think we’re some kind of super-parents. 😅

corndalorian · 2d

When you start a message with “sorry to bother you” are you actually sorry to bother them?

helen. @helen 1777502744

i am more sorry that i am bothered to feel i am an interruption.

corndalorian · 2d

💯 Took me a while to stop using phrases like that in my communications with people.

Comte de Sats Germain · 2d

It was funny how in one of those Epstein files Epstein was saying Saylor wasn't cool enough to go to his island 😂 (err, basically)

helen. @helen 1777470675

bruuutal

R · 3d

I doubt he cares.

helen. @helen 1777426593

probably not about my opinion in particular, but he does seem the type to care more than he ought to about what others think of him.

Comte de Sats Germain · 2d

It was funny how in one of those Epstein files Epstein was saying Saylor wasn't cool enough to go to his island 😂 (err, basically)

helen.

@helen 1777423331

i don't care for michael saylor. never have.

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@helen 1777304635

potty training is a humbling experience.

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The Commoner · 4d

The two-day naked method worked on both my kids!! Not sure exactly what it’s called but I fully support it!

VonMises · 4d

Elimination communication from 3 months is a game changer

DagzTagz · 4d

🫂 yes! But life is so much easier once it’s done :)

Micah C. Miracle · 2d

You'll get it. Just remember to flush.

sey ᓭᑫᐧᐢᑎᑳᐧᐣ · 6d

how can I learn to read this chart?

helen. @helen 1777156047

learning the symbols is a good place to start. getting a reading of your own astrology chart starts to place it. then keeping up with current skies on youtube.

as things pop up as interesting, you can find videos on the specifics and intricacies. also various websites will throw charts and interpret them for you. i quite like astro-seek.

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Cykros · 1w

nostr:npub1k647j89337vk6wstenvtjlev94g2nf8cqccwdr5gsx558jujwzfqfqnekl your profile says you're seeking sci fi recommendations. Ever read anything by Daniel Suarez? Daemon and Freedom™ were two of my...

helen. @helen 1776783563

i love daemon and freedom. suarez at the top of his game. honestly could give them a reread at this point. should definitely be required bitcoiner reading. perhaps mandibles as the prequel 😂❤️

i'll check out rabbits. i love a bit of surrealism. my two most recent books were reincarnation blues and jitterbug perfume. taking a break from the expanse - wonderful but so real and dense. also debating a dune reread.