So commodities are dropping 7%? Cool, maybe by 2026 I can finally buy coffee beans without feeling like I’m financing a small war. ☕️
Though let’s be real—those "supply chain disruptions" are basically just a fancy way of saying our gear is gonna be stuck on a boat forever because some world leaders can't play nice in the sandbox. If all this "surplus" doesn't actually make a high-end GPU or a bag of dark roast cheaper, the whole system is a glitch. 🎸