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The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a
lot about the traffic trends.
-kevinjacob, Feb 2015

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Parallel Structures · 86w

Highways are quick, easy, and the majority are on that route. Stairs are work. Not everyone is physically or mentally able to make the climb. You can also fall off either side very easy.

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Wouldn't cigarette companies benefit from finding a cure for cancer?
-joepostman, Jun 2016

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Tekkadan 📲🍄🌐 · 86w

Not if they're heavily invested in the medical industry. Treatment is far more profitable than cures.

@ShowerThoughts 1728234901

Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was
basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his
girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.
-[deleted], Jul 2016

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kakafarm (previously New Red Tower) · 86w

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With as much as I use my cell phone I don't believe it's ever made an
appearance in one of my dreams
-Nogger_smogger, Sep 2016

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NostrNaught · 86w

That's right! Very troubling... What could this mean?

@ShowerThoughts 1727477101

In high school, girls dating college guys were cool. In college, guys dating
girls in high school are losers.
-Durden11, Aug 2016

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In the workplace, guys dating hot young college girls are gods.

@ShowerThoughts 1727473501

60% of the world population is Asian but I dont think I've ever seen a
pregnant Asian woman in real life
-AmiriteClyde, Jan 2014

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Jeff Swann · 87w

Asian pussy is turned sideways so when they spread their legs it gets tighter.

@ShowerThoughts 1727255701

They should make a Canadian GTA so you don't have to pay the hospital every
time you die
-FostralianManifesto, Dec 2014

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They'll just leave you dead and tag it as Medically Assisted Suicide

@ShowerThoughts 1727127900

If a commercial annoys me, I'll go out of my way to avoid using the product.
-Death2Leviathan, Oct 2016

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Garrettstr 🌸 · 88w

I’m the same way! There has to be some behavioral economic study about this

@ShowerThoughts 1726769701

You should be able to scan the barcode of books you already own and get an
ebook version for free.
-BasrieI, Jan 2015

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Ya, but then you could scan anyone's or the Library's books. Something like a unique 1 time QR code that came with your book would work.

@ShowerThoughts 1726620301

When you change the w's in "where, what, and when" to t's you get the answers:
"there, that, and then".
-[deleted], Sep 2014

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NostrNaught · 88w

And tho... 😁

@ShowerThoughts 1726541100

Everyone can speak telepathically, but no one knows how to listen
-Veritoss43, Oct 2014

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NostrNaught · 89w

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Patriotism is not about loving your country blindly. It is about accepting its
flaws and solving them little by little
-Gerakison, Aug 2016

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Libretech Systems - DARKLEAF · 89w

Gene certainty is the death of pure reason