Is it true if you ask someone for their “asl = age sex location” you’re trying to fuck them?

Kanye West’s first 3 albums were all gold.

Someone sent me this and now I’m pissed.

The only bald man I respect is Pitbull.

I miss soccer.

It only happens every 4 years. :akko_sad:

I only drink tea when I’m sick or super cold.

But if it’s super cold I prefer hot chocolate.

Tea is kinda g a y

Women make a positive comment on how I look:
:ablobcatpnd_heart_happy:

Men make a positive comment on how I look:
:blobcat_taremimi_anger:

Today is national coffee day.

But I resisted on getting one. Caffeine is evil.

Time to go to the gym..

I’ll try doing 1hr and 30 minutes of cardio to burn off the sadness.

Inshallah 🙏

Me: “correct me in my Spanish.”

*gets corrected*

Me: :akko_wtf:

People just hate cum.