Good career. Wrong life.

I spent years building somebody else’s dream until Bitcoin and one 3D printer gave me a way out.

This is the CryptoCloaks story.

Never. Stop. Building.

103/∞

You grab your keys all day. Put a Badger on them. Our 3D-printed keychain is $4.99. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/badger-keychain/

102/∞

The card terminal isn't the only way to pay. Put 'Bitcoin Preferred' where people can see it at the counter. $9.99. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-preferred-sign/

101/∞

Keys get used every day. A little Bitcoin art gets to come along. Thee Bitcoin Keychain is metal with Rob Mitchell's artwork. $7.99. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/thee-bitcoin-keychain/

100/∞

If you're gonna lose a tee in the rough, it might as well have a ₿ on it. Five Bitcoin golf tees for $6.99. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-golf-tees/

This looks like a highway sign until you read it. The Bitcoin Interstate sticker is 99 cents. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/interstate-bitcoin-sticker/

Want a real ASIC on the desk without bringing industrial miner noise into the room? Hammer BC04 runs around 6 TH/s at roughly 110W, PSU included. $210. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/hammer-miner-bc04-home-bitcoin-miner/

If your seed phrase is still on paper, here’s a $5 jig for stamping it on steel. Two Blockmit jigs for 24mm washers; one washer per word. Washers and punch not included. https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/blockmitjig/