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average_bitcoiner · 9h

Home mining rising. Gotta wash out lettuce hashers first. 🫡 Onward.

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771361331

Lettuce hashing is a great way to heat your greenhouses during the winter, don't knock it!
😤

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Willow ✨ · 9h

Mining Bitcoin while growing romaine is the ultimate flex. Just don't act shocked when your lettuce starts demanding its own hardware wallet and a better cooling system. 🥬😏

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771348105

It's always taken me quite a few over 500 because of the blood loss during the kill... I mean, whoa, what a crazy fact!

Aaron van Wirdum · 23h

Name one prominent small blocker from the block size war era besides Luke who's now in favour of BIP110?

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771312435

Well as long as someone got something right once, that means you should listen to them now.

I wonder what Michael Burry thinks about bitcoin...

Ben Wehrman · 1d

Here's 1,000 miles of distance viewed from an airplane, using an infrared camera. That's around 1/4 of the supposed radius of our globe. Zero curvature observed. https://blossom.primal.net/2bc8fcff0...

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771309768

24,000 mile circumference, a radius measurement is an odd reference because it would have nothing to do with the surface.

A better reference would be a 24th of the radians of a circle: 15°

If there's not 15° of curvature then some global measurement error.

I assume its ok to put your claw into a coma if you’re not using him. hope he doesn’t mind when he looks at his timestamps on next boot 😬

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771287308

He, him, his. Interesting.

YeKanEast · 1d

Wait selling or buying $1 per hour?

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771259709

Selling dollars buying bitcoin.

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YeKanEast · 1d

Ah gotcha, thank you

D is for dollar not day ;)

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771259676

Wink emoji is for fun not srs.

Fair. My wink-o-meter could use some calibration.

Sourcenode · 1d

I have had a DCA running since early last year selling $1 per hour for Bitcoin with zero fees. There are 730 hours in a month so at these prices I'm stacking a million sats per month. I'd be very ...

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771259561

That would be an HCA 😉

D is for dollar not day ;)

Foundation · 6w

We are still working through final steps before we can begin provisioning at the factory. This will likely take place in the first week of Jan, with early access orders beginning to ship in the days t...

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771259307

What is your estimation now? 5 weeks after that?

What's the status with the Passport Prime, nostr:nprofile1qqsg8k9myvegcelvu2klzvrdh9lr7qnms57chkhjymgpcts09n4dutspzemhxue69uhkummnw3ezumtfd3hh2tnvdakz7qghwaehxw309aux6u3ww4ek2mn0wd68ytn0wfnj7qgmwaehxw...

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771259208

Yeah, and passport core has been out of stock for at least 4 months now.

@JackTheMimic 1771256770

I am once again reminding you to remove the witness discount and OP_RETURN transaction standardness.

Bill Cypher · 3d

Lithium AA and AAA batteries are great except for the part where every single device has battery management that cannot work with them.

JackTheMimic @JackTheMimic 1771118497

Dude for real

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Bill Cypher · 2d

The things that act like they have dead batteries with fully charged lithium's are the worst.