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Recent Notes

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1、一位第一次开刀的病人,他担心地对医生说:“我很害怕,这是我第一次开刀。”医生说我更怕:“这也是我第一次开刀啊”。

2、小明看到地上有一陀便便,上去闻闻好像是便便。用手扣一点放在嘴里尝尝好像还是便便,他高兴的说:“还好没踩到它。”

3、蜈蚣被蛇咬了一口,送到医院急救,大夫诊断后说:为防毒液扩散必须截肢!蜈蚣想:幸亏俺腿多!大夫安慰道:兄弟,想开点,你以后就是蚯蚓了。

4、妻子:“每次我唱歌的时候,你为什么总要到阳台上去?” 丈夫:“我是想让大家都知道,不是我在打你。”

5、病人很担心自己的脑袋。经X光检查后,他问医生:“我的脑部有什么吗?”医生:“什么也没有。” 病人:“啊,真的这么严重?”

6、过马路的时候遇上红灯了,朋友意欲前行,我叫住他:“灯,等灯等灯!”朋友回过头来鄙夷的对我说:“就你有英特尔啊!”

7、青年医生:我明天就要挂牌营业了,您能否向我传授一些经验? 中年医生:账单要写得清楚些,而药方则要写得潦草一点。

8、女:明天是我生日,你送我什么礼物? 男:和去年一样。 女:去年你送我什么? 男:和前年一样。 女:前年是送什么呢? 男:前年我不认识你,所以什么也没送。

9、和在外企上班的同学聊天,她说单位有很多外国人,我问她:你教他们说汉语了吗?她:当然,我教的第一句话是:我埋单!

10、上班这一天最痛苦的事是撒知道不?就是下班了活没干完。最最痛苦的是:没下班活干完了。最最最痛苦的是:上班没活,下班了来活了。
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造物主知道现在人肯定越来越不愿生孩子,所以才把做爱变得那么有趣,那么欲罢不能。更想不到的是人发明了避孕套,享受了策马奔腾,飘飘欲仙,还能不生孩子。
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有一天,驴子和老虎发生了争论。
驴子说:“草是蓝色的。”
老虎回答:“不对,草是绿色的。”
他们各执己见,互不相让,争论越来越激烈。
最后,两人决定将这个问题提交给狮子法官。
他们来到狮子面前,驴子大叫大嚷:“法官大人,草难道不是蓝色的吗?”
狮子回答:“如果你真的这么认为,草就是蓝色的。”
驴子不依不饶:“老虎不同意这一点,还出言不逊,请惩罚他。”
狮子随后宣布:“老虎将受到三天面壁思过的惩罚。”驴子非常高兴,心满意足地离开了,嘴里不停地念叨着:“草是蓝的,草是蓝的……”
老虎十分气愤:“法官大人,草难道不是绿色的吗?”
狮子回答:“草确实是绿色的。”
老虎困惑不解:“那你为什么要惩罚我呢?”
狮子回答:“惩罚你与草是蓝的还是绿的这个问题无关,而是因为像你这样的高级生物,竟然浪费时间和驴子争论这样简单的问题。最重要的是,你还用这个问题来烦我,只是为了验证你已经知道是真的事情。”
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