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I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah.

Fluffing around the cosmos, one existential crisis at a time ; Esotericism enthusiast, but don't worry, I won't make you choose between my cat hair and my aura. Encephalophobia? More like encephalophilia – all that thinking is exhausting :marseybrainlet: Filiopietistic tendencies got me hoarding snacks (Cuban sandwiches, duh!), and Perennialist vibes keep me searching for the meaning in this whimsical world. Monolatristic heart beats fast for all things cute & cuddly. When I'm not studying Gender Studies, you can find me snuggling with my feline overlords

:chiggermon: 𑱰 Ching chong wing dong quang do dong :3 :marseychingchong:

Arrested for thinking about the :nword: word too much. :transchiggerniggaseverementaldistress:

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Dr. Ngandu | KILL ALL VIDEO GAMES :blobcattableflip: profile picture
I assure you it is CRUCIAL to the plot that the stronger a magic spell is, the more calories it consumes, leading to all of the strongest mages naturally being overweight so they can have bigger mana reserves. There are definitely no alternate interests for this plot, and I will not accept any changes
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The tech field is so fucked - here's what a friend who managed to get into the field in 2022 had to go through to get a position paying 50k a year in America:

>Create a fake LLC to list "experience"
>Spent 3.5k on certs, doing an exam every three days
>Personally dox every HR manager behind each job listing to send his resume to
>Get denied a position because he doesn't have a college degree
>Get an acceptance letter for that same position two months later as they relaxed their requirements