You could try to install one of those sliding shelves underneath the desk for the keyboard and mouse

What if a pitbull bites off netanyahu's face? Bet you anti-pitties would feel pretty stupid then, eh

Isildur would have been fine if he'd had an elven baddie

Main reason I hate panhandlers so much is because I'm literally watching them loiter all day instead of hitting the oil rig

I always get stuck at the "earn $50,000,000" step

Joe Pesci as antichrist

Does war in Venezuela have anything to do with Zionism or am I gonna need to learn a whole new geopolitical word

Posting this under every boomer rightoid's schizobabble:

Wear gloves nigga

The Cannon Fodder Right

I FUCKING LOVE RIGHT TRIANGLES! I FUCKING LOVE CREATING A MILLION RIGHT TRIANGLES AND USING TRIGONOMETRY TO DERIVE GEOMETRIC DIMENSIONS FOR MYSTERY POLYGONS