Audition for The Muppet Show
#Audrey

For the night is dark, and full of terrors.
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Ahh! 🔔The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells!

#Quasimodo 🦇 #BatshitCrazy

IMAGINATIONLAND

I'm imagining
Inappropriate things
Involving you

In my imagination
You like it

A lot

#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

🤣🤣🤣 Nordleaf is certainly keeping me updated! 😜 Such service!

Hi! We got your order!
Hi! We got your payment!
Hi! Your prescription has been approved!
HI! A quick note from your doctor...
HI! We got your prescription!
HI! We're packing your order!
Hi! Your order is ready to ship! Here's a tracking number!
Hi! We're putting your order on a truck!
Hi! The truck is on it's way!

🤣 I am happy to have this kind of spam...

They´re coming to take me away
Haha, they´re coming to take me away
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I´ll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they´re coming to take me AWAY HA HAAAA

Napoleon XIV - They're Coming To Take Me Away

#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another morning. Kittys are assholes. Everything hurts.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigiy

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Whatever.

Audrey searches for the remains of my humanity.

🙄

#Audrey

Carrot cake fresh out of the oven.

It still has to cool, and a lemon glaze applied.

Meanwhile, 😜 I feel like one of Pavlov's dogs. Woof.

Audrey shows off her ass.
#Audrey #Asstodon

I often mention being at the ol' Imperial Palace. Some might think this is a flight of fancy, but it's the literal truth. I live in the ruins of a thousand year old Palace, built for an emperor.

Charlemagne built a palace here, one of eight, completed in 810 CE. While he's entombed at Aachen, and rarely visited here, some sources indicate that Ingelheim, with it's vineyards and bee gardens, was his favorite. I occasionally encounter his ghost. (He loves today's high octane weed, the cannabis in his day was "not like this!")

The Aula Regia (Throne Room) is "right across the street".

When the Palace was built, there was a small private chapel, and church services were held at St Remegius (est ca 740 CE, still active) The Palace Church, which is also "right across the street", wasn't added until the late 900s.

The defensive walls were added in the 1100s by Emperor Friedrich I Barbarossa. We live in the courtyard formed by the defensive walls.