@Flaming Cheeto
I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much
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Recent Notes
@nprofile1q... for God's sake Harold! Make two trips. No one is going to steal your one-ply toilet paper.
@nprofile1q... Marie, I'm not being cheap. I'm being ablest. I just don't know how a waiter with no arms is going to be able to bring the Full Troff of slop. Let's just get the Quarter and see if we're still hungry
I caught a scene from an old NYPD Blue, where one guy’s all, “she’s a lesbian?” and the other says, “oh yeah, big time.”
I wondered what officially makes a lesbian “big time,” and a l...
@nprofile1q... not only would she not sleep with me, she wouldn't even sleep with a good looking, smart, thoughtful, interesting man.
Nature is wondrous. Saw turtles doing it in front of their baby today.
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@nprofile1q... yeah but you just say "go to your room", it pulls its head into its shell, done deal.
So, what I'm saying is if you have a little outdoor space you can start a moss garden. Get a big pot, deep if you also want a random tree. But the moss can make do with about 3" of substrate. Wild soi...
@nprofile1q... directions to start a moss garden here in #Portland #Oregon
1) go outside
2) stand there for a couple days
3) congratulations, you are a moss garden
1) go outside
2) stand there for a couple days
3) congratulations, you are a moss garden
She gets fed twice a day. She is not "starving" or "persecuted"
@nprofile1q... but she knows the humans get three meals
My torso breaks open to reveal a Lovecraftian geode so horrific, all who gaze upon my crystalline innards vomit black ichor and descend into madness.
@nprofile1q... I watched a GBBO episode where they did split-cakes
He's totally the kind of guy who thinks that scene is "bad ass" without understanding a damn thing about the point of it at all.
@nprofile1q... the character himself says it's just something he likes to say before he kills someone.
Then when all the bullets miss them, he tries "real hard" to the shepard. I don't think secdef wants to try at all.
Then when all the bullets miss them, he tries "real hard" to the shepard. I don't think secdef wants to try at all.
Oh, the times we live in. I just gave up on ordering something online because I couldn't prove I wasn't a robot.
@nprofile1q... THAT'S NOT A MOTORCYCLE! THAT'S A MOPED. MOPEDS ARE NOT MOTORCYCLES!
.... she prolly woulda f*(ked me if I rode motorcycle... prolly
.... she prolly woulda f*(ked me if I rode motorcycle... prolly