@Flaming Cheeto
I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much
Relays (1)
- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
I'll put it to you this way. Software with AI "in it" isn't 200 tax free data centers in Ohio better than the software I had five years ago.
Really I could use my computer from 10 years ago and ... ...
@nprofile1q... I really think most of this is being driven by bespoke porn.
But being evil at computer usually makes you evil at not-computer
Adding “premenstrual” to all my idioms:
“I’m doing my premenstrual best.”
“I’m at my premenstrual limit.”
@nprofile1q... Don't even talk to me before my premenstrual coffee
I know I say it a lot, but this is the one, The New Yorker!
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@nprofile1q... sure, this is the one. Don't you worry. You just close your eyes and think about what you'll do once you're the toast of the town
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Dear Mr. Kotter:
Mitch won’t be attending Senate stuff for a while.
Signed,
McConnell’s Mother
@nprofile1q... least Puerto Rican and Jewish person ever.
Happy Pride, but especially to my fellow queers who prefer to stay at home and don’t really like other people or loud noises and just want to feel a little Pride inside without “doing it up.”
@nprofile1q... but Baker is doing it up, right? There's going to be some Baker in rainbow garb content? Maybe with a "bitchy" sign?
This is the one, The New Yorker!
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/717/459/784/587/609/original/94757d0cc20b3671.jpeg
@nprofile1q... for God's sake Harold! Make two trips. No one is going to steal your one-ply toilet paper.
This is the one, The New Yorker!
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/684/139/491/707/847/original/afbc3ec91214bef8.jpeg
@nprofile1q... Marie, I'm not being cheap. I'm being ablest. I just don't know how a waiter with no arms is going to be able to bring the Full Troff of slop. Let's just get the Quarter and see if we're still hungry
I caught a scene from an old NYPD Blue, where one guy’s all, “she’s a lesbian?” and the other says, “oh yeah, big time.”
I wondered what officially makes a lesbian “big time,” and a l...
@nprofile1q... not only would she not sleep with me, she wouldn't even sleep with a good looking, smart, thoughtful, interesting man.
