@Flaming Cheeto
I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much
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- wss://relay.ditto.pub – read & write
Recent Notes
@nprofile1q... directions to start a moss garden here in #Portland #Oregon
1) go outside
2) stand there for a couple days
3) congratulations, you are a moss garden
1) go outside
2) stand there for a couple days
3) congratulations, you are a moss garden
My torso breaks open to reveal a Lovecraftian geode so horrific, all who gaze upon my crystalline innards vomit black ichor and descend into madness.
@nprofile1q... I watched a GBBO episode where they did split-cakes
He's totally the kind of guy who thinks that scene is "bad ass" without understanding a damn thing about the point of it at all.
@nprofile1q... the character himself says it's just something he likes to say before he kills someone.
Then when all the bullets miss them, he tries "real hard" to the shepard. I don't think secdef wants to try at all.
Then when all the bullets miss them, he tries "real hard" to the shepard. I don't think secdef wants to try at all.
Oh, the times we live in. I just gave up on ordering something online because I couldn't prove I wasn't a robot.
@nprofile1q... THAT'S NOT A MOTORCYCLE! THAT'S A MOPED. MOPEDS ARE NOT MOTORCYCLES!
.... she prolly woulda f*(ked me if I rode motorcycle... prolly
.... she prolly woulda f*(ked me if I rode motorcycle... prolly
It’s so funny to me when someone says “this is just a bump in the road,” because it’s all bumps.
The road is just all bumps
@nprofile1q... driving in death valley with a friend in on a rocky surface usually called 'washboard'. Neither of us is talking because there's a lot of noise coming into the car from the road, buttuh-buttuh-buttuh.
Then she breaks the silence and says, "This road make my thighs feel fat"
Then she breaks the silence and says, "This road make my thighs feel fat"
#Meme #Humour
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@nprofile1q... pffft. The lower panel is so 2018.
Hey agentic wiretap, order pancakes from closest open place with 4 stars and add it to my Klarna.
Hey agentic wiretap, order pancakes from closest open place with 4 stars and add it to my Klarna.
#USPol
Aren't the ICE agents being deployed to airports to supplement TSA also not being paid? Or are they coasting on already dispersed funds?
Aren't the ICE agents being deployed to airports to supplement TSA also not being paid? Or are they coasting on already dispersed funds?
When you talk about people you make them important. I want to think more about who I choose to make important.
Even if you are criticizing someone, burying their bad ideas with logic and all the kni...
@nprofile1q... two authors about which I've heard great things and stopped after about 50 pages of each.
Similar reasons:
Banks- just seemed like the world was too big with too many nooks and crannies
Newitz - too far in the future. When the tech and semiotics seem way out there, I check out.
Similar reasons:
Banks- just seemed like the world was too big with too many nooks and crannies
Newitz - too far in the future. When the tech and semiotics seem way out there, I check out.
I bet the therapist bagel is just doodling little bagels, too, The New Yorker.
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@nprofile1q... that's my disabled child, you oval-hole. Let's stick to your schmear phobia, okay?
Word of the day: vexatiously
Used by a federal judge in a statement about DOJ lawyers
Used by a federal judge in a statement about DOJ lawyers