That Was Fast! Israeli Drone Strike Kills One In Lebanon Minutes After Trump Said Further Bombings “Prohibited”

From Infowars

Attack comes just after POTUS wrote, “Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer.”

Apr 17th 2026 8:38am EDT

Source Link: https://www.infowars.com/posts/that-was-fast-israeli-drone-strike-kills-one-in-lebanon-minutes-after-trump-said-further-bombings-prohibited/

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Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the death penalty for anyone caught investigating fraud in the state.

Apr 17th 2026 3:12pm EDT

Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reinstates-death-penalty-for-anyone-caught-investigating-fraud/

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417192429/https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reinstates-death-penalty-for-anyone-caught-investigating-fraud/

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Iran Announces New Rules for Strait of Hormuz Transit

From Sputnik

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Navy says a new order is now in effect in the Strait of Hormuz following the Lebanon ceasefire and the current battlefield pause

Apr 17th 2026 3:01pm EDT

Source Link: https://sputnikglobe.com/20260417/iran-announces-new-rules-for-strait-of-hormuz-transit-1124006107.html

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417191632/https://sputnikglobe.com/20260417/iran-announces-new-rules-for-strait-of-hormuz-transit-1124006107.html

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9 Exciting Features Coming To Mamdani’s City-Run Grocery Store (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced his plan to open a $30 million city-run grocery store in the heart of New York City. While that may seem like a lot of money, this isn’t your average Kroger.

Apr 17th 2026 3:00pm EDT

Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/9-exciting-features-coming-to-mamdanis-city-run-grocery-store/

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Congress Moves To Pass FISA Extension In Dead of Night + Live w/ Joe Biggs

From Lindell TV

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Apr 17th 2026 12:59pm EDT

Source Link: https://lindelltv.com/congress-moves-to-pass-fisa-extension-in-dead-of-night-live-w-joe-biggs/

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JUST IN – Trump insists that the removal of enriched Iranian uranium will not involve U.S. ground troops, but when asked…

From Disclose TV

JUST IN – Trump insists that the removal of enriched Iranian uranium will not involve U.S. ground troops, but when asked who would retrieve it, Trump would only say “our people.” Read here: [URL] @disclosetv Disclose.tv Trump says Iranians have ‘agreed to everything,’ including removal of enriched uranium Breaking news from around the world.

Apr 17th 2026 2:39pm EDT

Source Link: https://t.me/disclosetv/20856

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$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its 2010 merger with concert promoter Live Nation, and ordered the ticket vendor to pay $400 million in fines, which came out to just $11.50 after service fees.

Apr 17th 2026 2:22pm EDT

Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/400m-ticketmaster-settlement-reduced-to-just-1150-after-fees/

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417185709/https://babylonbee.com/news/400m-ticketmaster-settlement-reduced-to-just-1150-after-fees/

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Crippled Man Lowered Into Oval Office In Search Of Trump’s Healing (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scene reminiscent of ancient Capernaum, a crippled man was lowered through a hole in the ceiling of the Oval Office after hearing rumors of President Donald Trump’s miraculous powers of healing.

Apr 17th 2026 2:15pm EDT

Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/crippled-man-lowered-into-oval-office-in-search-of-trumps-healing/

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417185738/https://babylonbee.com/news/crippled-man-lowered-into-oval-office-in-search-of-trumps-healing/

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Hegseth “Prayer” a Movie Mafia Hitman’s Monologue

From Dr. Peter McCullough MD

For several weeks now, Pete Hegseth has reminded me of the villain Charles “Chaz” Perrone in Carl Hiaasen’s Skinny Dip. Chaz pretends to be a marine biologist so that he can falsify water quality lab reports for his sleazy boss, “Red” Hammernut, a crooked Big Ag tycoon who is one of the biggest polluters of […]

Apr 17th 2026 2:36pm EDT

Source Link: https://www.thefocalpoints.com/p/hegseth-prayer-a-movie-mafia-hitmans

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417185228/https://www.thefocalpoints.com/p/hegseth-prayer-a-movie-mafia-hitmans

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Court Overturns $5 Million Claim Against Mike Lindell

From Lindell TV

A Conversation with Mike Lindell and David Pasqualone In this episode, Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, discusses the breaking news and recent developments regarding his $5 million challenge related to the 2020 election data. He details the arbitration and court process, culminating in a federal court decision that vindicated him, confirming the data’s integrity. […]

Apr 17th 2026 12:58pm EDT

Source Link: https://lindelltv.com/court-overturns-5-million-claim-against-mike-lindell/

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Israel lists top ‘anti-Semite influencers’ (VIDEO)

From RT

The report conflates criticism with anti-Jewish sentiment, British-Palestinian journalist Abdel Bari Atwan, number five on the roster, has told RT Israel’s Ministry for Diaspora Affairs and Combating Antisemitism has published its list of top ten “anti-Semite and anti-Zionist” influencers for 2025. Six of the ten “influencers” are based in the US, including American conservative journalist […]

Apr 17th 2026 2:41pm EDT

Source Link: https://www.rt.com/news/638549-israel-list-top-antisemite-influencers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417184834/https://www.rt.com/news/638549-israel-list-top-antisemite-influencers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

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PEOPLE VS. POISON: ACTIVISTS MOBILIZE AGAINST PESTICIDE IMMUNITY

From The Highwire

Food activist Vani Hari (Food Babe) joins Del Bigtree to discuss the growing national fight over glyphosate and the push to shield pesticide manufacturers from liability. With more than 170,000 cancer lawsuits already filed against Bayer/Monsanto over Roundup exposure, Hari is organizing a major rally at the U.S. Supreme Court called ‘The People vs. Poison,’ […]

Apr 16th 2026 8:00am EDT

Source Link: https://thehighwire.com/ark-videos/people-vs-poison-activists-mobilize-against-pesticide-immunity/

Internet Archive Link: https://web.archive.org/web/20260417184906/https://thehighwire.com/ark-videos/people-vs-poison-activists-mobilize-against-pesticide-immunity/

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