Rip commenters

No it's real life

Bring it bitch

Might be too blasted out of my mind to come up with another one

200k by conference day still in play

It depends on the phone, newer ones load very quickly

1 or 2 people consistently snipe the top zaps that's why I self zap the buzzbot posts which bypasses that feature and randomizes the distribution of the sats

Those sick fucks probably got cams in the toilet bowl too 💀🤮 brb gonna check

Oh man I haven't racked my brain this hard since the championship tour of 1996, I feel like I'm on a game show!

Money is the medium in which humans exchange goods and services like being the best golfer of all time and winning.

Despite this string of replies bots will swoop in with 20 and take the sats without fail because they love magic internet money 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 cheers m8

Just sent u 21 risky lambos 👍

It's portability as a digital cash makes it the prime candidate for use in the post internet era, it's scarcity makes it attractive and beneficial to it's users, it's decentralized nature takes the control out of the hands of meddlers, shit I forgot the others it's been a while and I've had a couple martinis, oh yeah it's divisibility means it can be exchanged with ease, uhhhhh I know there's more