New idea: The Bitcoin Maxi Crematorium. Are you a hardcore Bitcoin maxi who wants to live forever in Bitcoin's Cyber City? Welcome to the Bitcoin Maxi Crematorium. When your time comes, we cremate your body and use the energy generated to power Bitcoin miners. In a sense, your final contribution is transformed into hashes that help secure the Bitcoin blockchain. You may be gone, but your energy will forever be part of the network. Proof of Ash.
Whenever the conversation turns to "freedom", the first thing that comes to mind isn't Bitcoin, it's this. Doing this all day, every day, in the summer. Time to get back to it. Remember who I was.
In an alternate universe: "Making the $ note smaller is the only way to stop those "Buy Bitcoin" Ordinal spammers! Less surface, less spam! Fiat is money, not a database!"