Sell a million sats a day and go away.

So long faggots. 🫡

US govt pretending to investigate their own drones because they can't tell you that they're frantically searching for a radioactive signature 👀

The better money argument is stupid. It's actually shitty money. Bitcoin decided to become an investment instrument rather than money. It's very disappointing. Co-opted by the same parties it was meant to disintermediate. Oh well. We had a good run. I'm going to start selling. This garbage is going to probably keep going up in price for a few years, but so is Tesla stock, which I also don't want to own. Some of you think Bitcoin is like your early retirement or some shit and I say good luck to you, but I'm already retired and I got plans to pursue.

Lol at these central American countries. You let thousands of people migrate through your country on their way to the USA. You could have stopped them at your border, but you didn't. Now we're gonna send them back. Tough shit, cry harder.

https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-texas-el-paso/politics/2024/12/16/as-trump-threatens-mass-deportations--central-america-braces-for-an-influx-of-vulnerable-migrants

Daaaaaaaamn, y'all gotta see the swanky lodge GF booked us a room at for my birthday.

I'll grab some pics of the lobby and shit later. They got it all decked TF out for Christmas.

They can't see the forest through the trees

MSNBC, you're next