The better money argument is stupid. It's actually shitty money. Bitcoin decided to become an investment instrument rather than money. It's very disappointing. Co-opted by the same parties it was meant to disintermediate. Oh well. We had a good run. I'm going to start selling. This garbage is going to probably keep going up in price for a few years, but so is Tesla stock, which I also don't want to own. Some of you think Bitcoin is like your early retirement or some shit and I say good luck to you, but I'm already retired and I got plans to pursue.
Now back when I was a medic I had this stuff called deconamine. It was 120mg of Sudafed and 5mg of this old antihistamine they don't prescribe anymore called CTM.
That shit would dry you up better than anything and give you a little bit of a buzz too.