In the '60s we fought for peace, when the Vietnam war was on. We were against the cops and against the politicians, and there was a lot of waving banners and all that. And I think in a way, just as they were enjoying that machoism of war, we were enjoying the machismo of being anti-war, you know?
-- Yoko Ono

Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where
a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything
or even heard a shot. The second category are the neighbors of anyone who
happens to be accused of the crime. These have always looked out of their
windows when the shot was fired, and have noticed the accused person standing
peacefully on his balcony a few yards away.
-- Sicilian police officer

Momma always said: "There is only so much fortune a man
really needs - and the rest is for showin' off"

Forrest Gump

Use library functions.
- The Elements of Programming Style (Kernighan & Plaugher)

Slackware because the console is where it counts.
-- Richard James

Make it right before you make it faster.
- The Elements of Programming Style (Kernighan & Plaugher)

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I
shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do
what you like now."
-- Tolstoy

Slackware isn't meant for trolls.
-- William Park

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And for those of you too young to understand the concept of mirrors,
think of it like a tree. At the root you have Slackware.com. The
leaves are the end users. The nodes between the root and leaves are
the mirrors. If everyone tried to download from the root, we'd be a
bush, not a tree (and who wants to be a bush in this day and age).
From: Melissa Danfort

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
-- Will Durst

You know, I think everybody longs to be loved, and longs to know that he or she is lovable. And, consequently, the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they're loved and capable of loving.
~ Fred Rogers