They shipped IT to India, where hygiene audits failed, The office toilets stank while every deadline sailed. The code smelled worse, patched with hacks upon hacks, While suits toasted savings and buried the facts. Production went dark; every dashboard stayed green— The cheapest disaster the boardroom had seen.
i used to hang out with a fob girl in engineering school that would skip a class entirely even if she's only 10 seconds late to class. must be an eastern thing.