This happened to show up on my birthday so automatically a gift. I know, I know, I look just like another stud on here.

Ever time I see people posting tomato plant pictures it makes me feel sad. We can’t grow them in San Francisco. Just too cold. 😢😢😢

I’m a train fanatic. Watching my usual collection of rail streaming channels, I happened upon two company rail pickups pull up. One guy hopped out and got in the other guy’s pickup. There must have been something wrong with the fuse box because the one guys head disappeared. 👀👀👀

Problems and more problems. Well exactly two. First problem is that I need to figure out how to free up my inner dance moves. Stuck in a really bad white boy mode. I think the main problem is I can’t do anything that would make me feel like I am not in control. Second problem is more a question. Can you do the Taylor Swift walk in sneakers? Having problems getting it down.

@nprofile1q... should I get tickets for Nick Lowe. I need a concert review.

Ohhh baby! This is better than meeting a hot guy for sex!

There is no sex in your violence.

Today the company I have worked for 33 years told me that I am taking early retirement on the first. Which means they aren’t giving me anything. Lordy. In the middle of my cancer treatment. What pricks. Any SFers know a good lawyer?