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Recent Notes
NASA has announced a new mission to say sorry to all the aliens.
It's going to be called Apollo G.
It's going to be called Apollo G.
A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.
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Our local bridge was closed today.
I still can't get over it
I still can't get over it
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Breaking: The Strait of Hummus is open.
I'm sorry,
but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?
but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?
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I have a scary joke about math but I'm
2² to say it
2² to say it
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Set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password
you can tell them it's 12345678
you can tell them it's 12345678
YouTube shorts
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario
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If I had a sat for every pun I've posted,
I'd have a pun per sat!
I'd have a pun per sat!
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Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
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