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Mike Taylor 🦕
@Mike Taylor 🦕

By day I am a computer programmer with Index Data, where I have been happily and gainfully employed for 20 years.

By night, I am a vertebrate palaeontologist with the University of Bristol, specialising in sauropods: the biggest and best of all dinosaurs.

I am an advocate for open access, open data and open source, and I'm beginning to think pre-publication peer-review might be a mistake. Supported #LFC before Bezos takeover.

Email: [email protected]
ORCiD: 0000-0002-1003-5675

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So, so important to understand:

"The model is not lying to you. Lying would require it to have a concept of truth. It is bullshitting you. It produces plausible-shaped text with total indifference to whether the world matches. When it’s right, it’s right as a side effect of its training data, not out of conviction. When it’s wrong, it’s wrong with exactly the same confidence and exactly the same beautiful prose.

That’s not a bug in the model. That is the model."

https://www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/07/20/llm-models-are-bullshit-engines/
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"You treated visitors to your website with the same respect that a restauranteur would treat patrons who had sat down to eat a meal; it would be exceedingly weird and creepy if you were to film them eating, or if you wrote down every word they said to each other and sold them to a stranger, or if you sniffed them while they ate and then said “I think I can guess what brand of perfume you’re wearing, can I order some more of it for you?”"

https://www.anildash.com/2025/05/27/internet-of-consent/
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"You didn’t read the terms of service. You didn’t agree to accept cookies. I didn’t consent to having my site pulled into the training model for that AI system that’s going to use to sell the fruit of my labor for profit. I didn’t agree to have my activity tracked across all these different websites and cobbled together into a creepy and inaccurate profile of my preferences that gets sold without my permission. Nobody asks for anything, they just take it. "

https://www.anildash.com/2025/05/27/internet-of-consent/
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"If you believed otherwise, our apologies for not communicating more clearly to begin with."

I love this. They're actively taking on the blame for what might have been the reader's misunderstanding. It's the opposite of the kind of nonpology that begins "I'm sorry if you were offended by ...", which puts the blame on the hearer.
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"I’ve asked ChatGPT and…"

That’s it. No need to say more. All those years speaking about "fake news" and "checking your sources" just to blindly repeat a random series of letters assembled by a stochastic algorithm? Seriously?

I don’t care about your credentials, I don’t care about your experience. With a couple of words, you gladly announced that you are obliterating them and refusing all forms of free will. Goodbye!

https://ploum.net/2026-09-09-ai_policy.html