I believe knees "bend"? :-)

Now do the one about how the earth is flat and unicorns exist.

People have been drinking cow's milk since before anyone can remember. How did you possibly miss that?

Considering the complete disregard for quality and customers in MS products, why would anyone trust BG to be involved in the food industry? Boggles the mind.

That's why they're so eager to talk about being compliant - they don't actually have to do anything they weren't going to do anyway, they can just talk about how valorous they are. And we all know how much they prefer talking over acting... :-)

I don't know what it is, but I think both Mario Kart and #bitcoin are cool... Where can I find more info? Thanks!

That's officially a bad day. Hoping for some proverbial sunshine in your future!