My GF HATED it (justifiably so) when I'd tell her, "Well it's clearly a priority for you. I don't know why you haven't done it yet."

I bet they're fun to drink with.

I just want all the kids to hear this: it's not 'this, that and the third.' It's 'this, that and the other.'

What clunkasaurus started this 'third' bullshit? Good for you you can count.

Watch a bro ruin his life.

A Kick streamerbro was flexing getting some chick's number and she grabbed his phone and ran off with it.

She has a good line about our dollarettes.

Entitled Pro Se Squatter Says She Cannot Be Removed!! Assaults Landlord - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjRxpc-PNk

First she doesn't want to state her name in the court hearing until she has legal aid. Then she relates how she was given permission to live in the unit by a former tenant. The judge points out he can't verify anything without her legal name. She counters with she'll give the judge her name but not the landlord because she fears harassment. So she can live there anonymously? Huh?

Clarksville, TN

Don't bomb hospitals but abortion's OK because those aren't kids.

Liberal sports minister thinks we need to decolonize pickleball - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvwU1S6ivI

How exactly did Pickleball get colonized so quickly considering the sport isn't ten years old?