Actual #RetroGaming #MarioSunshine takes

Holy shit this game is hard. It's also wildly inconsistent in terms of quality with absolute peak shines being sandwiched between straight up garbage. The movement is a fantastic evolution of SM64 and almost feels more exploitable while being less janky

I don't think I've simultaneously loved and hated a game so much

Why is Halo CE so creepy?
Why are old bowling animations so uncanny?
Why is SM64 unsettling?

I keep getting videos like this on YouTube. This, plus the whole Chuck E Cheese animatronics thing, makes it seem like the internet is dead-set on retconning my entire zillenial childhood into being some nightmare

The only thing from that era that's actually as scary as people say is the Sonic drowning song, which is exactly as anxiety-inducing now as it was then