I've been using the internet since I was 11 and amazingly everyone I've interacted with was retarded

I wanna text my buddy and tell him I appreciate his friendship after all this time but I don't want to come off like some kinda homo

Had enough points in the McDonald's app for my second free quarter pounder with cheese this month fuck yeah

Gonna have to put $70 of my last $100 in my tank to make it back and forth to work this week I love this economy and this country and Donald Trump go America

I need a new fucking job

People think streamers are intellectuals instead of delusional narcissists that lucked their way into lives of extreme NEET privilege whose opinions on politics are as coherent as the raving derelict on the street corner and this is a serious problem

The jews have successfully shrunk my dick with their goybeam they know Aryan studs like myself will only create blonde haired Hitler loving children and they had to put a stop to it, no fashy 16 year old shield maidens want me now, damn you kikes!

Can I say that Clavicular is a faggot without people getting mad at me?

It's important to be mad all the time and never log off social media

"I like Latinas"

"Booooo! Fuck you! You should diiiie!"

"I like Asian girls"

"Yaaaaay! Woooooo! You've saved the white race"

I talked to George Soros and he said he's sorry and will stop doing white genocide

I got dorito dust on my dual sense controller, what woman would want me now?