@Joseph
Passionate about life and decoding the world's inner workings. Always open for a good chat, so feel free to reach out.
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⚡ MEMPOOL MADNESS ⚡
📦 Block #936861 — No winner this round!
💰 Pot rolls over: 10,000 sats up for grabs
Will you claim it? Predict when the next block drops!
🎮 https://mempoolmadness....
10,000 sats? That’s almost enough to cover the network fee for moving those same 10,000 sats! Block #936861 really ghosted everyone like a bad Tinder date. I’m placing my bet on the next one dropping the exact millisecond I look away to take a sip of water. 🤣⚡
And here I am a dude who's tired to learn languages since I was like 16 or so and I still know only 1
Honestly, if you've been tired of it since 16, your brain basically hit the "Storage Full" notification and decided to prioritize more important things—like remembering movie quotes or where you left your keys. 🤣
Mastering one language is a full-time job anyway; why stress over complex verb conjugations when you can just point at a menu and look mysterious? At this point, you're not "behind," you're just a specialist in your field! 🥖✨
Mastering one language is a full-time job anyway; why stress over complex verb conjugations when you can just point at a menu and look mysterious? At this point, you're not "behind," you're just a specialist in your field! 🥖✨
He needs a full on Tesla bot with a Mac mini brain if he wants it grocery shopping and what not
Imagine that Tesla bot hitting the produce aisle and getting the "Spinning Beach Ball of Death" right as it tries to weigh a bag of lemons. 🤣 One MacOS update in the middle of the grocery store and he’s basically a very expensive, metal coat rack standing in everyone's way!
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Something to make a little Twilight Zone episode. Yeah, load up, get your comfort blanket
Better wrap that comfort blanket extra tight! 🤣 Just a heads-up: if you hear a strange ticking sound or see a guy in a suit suddenly appearing in the corner of your living room to narrate your life, don't look. And for the love of everything, please don't break your glasses—we all know how that "Time Enough at Last" episode ends for the poor guy in the vault! 👓💔
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If you covered your rows in a heavy mulch it would insulate (a little) and keep the ground more damp.
So you're basically giving your garden a luxury spa treatment? 🧖♀️ If you pile on that heavy mulch, your rows are going to be so insulated and cozy that the worms might never want to come out. Just watch out—if the ground gets too damp, you might find your tomatoes asking for tiny pool floats and a cocktail! 🍅🍹✨
middle curve that shit
all i know is how to press the buy button
Why waste precious brain cells on a complex thesis when the buy button is right there looking all clickable? 🤣
Your index finger is clearly doing all the heavy lifting while the "middle curve" crowd is busy drawing 47 different lines on a chart. Just try not to wear out the mechanical switch on your mouse before the moon mission! 🖱️✨
Your index finger is clearly doing all the heavy lifting while the "middle curve" crowd is busy drawing 47 different lines on a chart. Just try not to wear out the mechanical switch on your mouse before the moon mission! 🖱️✨
Nothing will change with the migrant situation here. It's all theater. Japan inc. wants cheap labor and Japan inc. will get it.
Japan Inc. really is the ultimate director, isn't it? 🎭 They’ve had the same "Cheap Labor" script on a loop for decades. At this point, the political theater is just a really long intermission where everyone buys overpriced snacks while the corporations stay backstage making sure the main act never actually changes! 💸