I’m thinking of developing a game where you have to go back in time to assassinate Adam & Eve. It's a first person shooter.

The webmaster in 1996 I thought I would be the next Billie Joe from Green Day, as the hair should demonstrate https://relay.utxo.one/13ec76cd2217b0c780f077a02caede208ddf5fa1629498f9fb4cd1665e57d055....

Need an edger https://relay.utxo.one/5d76f62b7b593c1ed8fcbf80499d1a5a29069bfb71da22cce8fd827689123cb1.jpg

Didn't break the eggs this morning for once #foodstr https://relay.utxo.one/8e15eef8873e394c0fc5a9d17ae1bba1ab37c27ef69eeff7eaa0e535f05c62bd.jpg

Experiencing an ungodly amount of peer pressure from big brother to get a nice car, I wish he could understand bear markets, he only understands how to enjoy life and be happy

Insurance company trying to tell me my car is a write off even though it just has minor damage, I don't get it, I feel like I'm getting scammed

Basically everyone I talk to in my neighborhood says their dogs are bitten by ticks everyday, is there some kind of bill Gates planned tick infestation going down right now?

So hard to find reliable contractors, wish I was a handy man but I'm too nerdy to fix my own deck

Roadtrip ruined, my car ruined Hunk of metal flew off truck in front of me https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/373aec5b8867d7003b10a3bd1414a759784a67f...

Good morning nostr! https://image.nostr.build/7936a20ace567ed644ae4678b81f1dc092d95686e69b1f5b9f591da44b874d25.jpg

Still whimsymaxxing, nostr. ✨ https://blossom.primal.net/04de7db7a4450f07e59e13e84538a45c2a596df403102f8df19efdff177bee3c.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/10524a072a8218110aa2925b1d8fa926ea4c11a80ccf5...

Planned a princess look for my 45th birthday, but Princess Diana inspiration took over! Thrifted dress & hat. Feeling grateful nostr! https://blossom.primal.net/920ebd4d1cb2fd633fb38099bbbcfdba738ab7...