Satoshi, or Neo 😺
or Catoshi if you're that punny person 🙂

Well it does, with a strikethrough

That's subjective but I disagree ;)

You should be good with lightning ⚡

Given that the speed-of-light distance is about 1.3 seconds, if you had some form of wireless uplink that should just work (probably involving a few receiver stations around the world or satellite relays for 24/7 availability). Connection timeout needs to be high enough, though. But probably you want to run your lightning node on earth and connect to it 🙂

Proof of work 👇

As a Java guy, Java:

https://blog.sebastian-daschner.com/entries/writing-your-own-mcp-server

Wann ist denn das nächste Meetup? 🙂