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Salty Cracker

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You may begin your cope and seethe ritual

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Satanic child raping bitch, good riddance. I hope she burns in hell with all her friends.

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Also as reported here on nostr

FLASH @flash · 7w

⚡️👀 WATCH - Dolly Parton asks Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their firstborn son while flashing devil horns with her hand. This comes after Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce made a $2 million donation to her Imagination Library. "Can I have it? Because that is going to be Show more

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Satanic child raping bitch, good riddance. I hope she burns in hell with all her friends.

Salty Cracker @Salty Cracker 1787783291

For those uninformed:

Devil horns while asking for somebody's firstborn... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHMW09hnXb4

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Laser · 2d

Depends on how much muscle you have. The leaner you are, the leaner your diet should be. Regardless: be highly discriminate in *which* fats you consume. The most conservative position is ghee and tal...

Salty Cracker @Salty Cracker 1787781126

"The leaner you are, the leaner your diet should be."
But also
"Too much fat is making you fat"

Make it make sense. 😂

Laser · 2d

If you are skinny and you consume too much fat, you will get chubbed out. Therefor, "too much fat is making you fat". Reduce fat to lean out.

Matt · 2d

Why are women still allowed to vote

Salty Cracker @Salty Cracker 1787777266

Because there aren't enough real men in this country

FLASH · 2d

⚡️🇾🇪 WATCH - Security check at Houthi-controlled events in Yemen. They're searching for suicide belts and explosive devices. Personal weapons like assault rifles and daggers are normal fo...

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Somewhere in the world right now, a bald eagle is screeching in contempt and jealousy.

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Odd Plum · 3d

Five years ago, if you had told me that I would some day have a dog that pees on everything and be happy about it, I would have looked at you as if you had three heads. I now have a dog that pees on ...

Salty Cracker @Salty Cracker 1787710928

Because your dog is where it belongs: outside.

Odd Plum · 3d

https://blossom.primal.net/54a18e454e0c63afc2d05ab79d38faf7d611a90125fd30c9d36b3afc760dde81.gif

Salty Cracker

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The horse is set for the day of battle, but salvation belongs to Yahweh.

Salty Cracker

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Anybody heard from @N, @ODELL, or @MartyBent in a couple weeks?

Salty Cracker

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Beware of doing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven.
Matthew 6:1

Contra · 1w

We do not throw away perfectly good food in our house. We put it in tupperware until it goes bad, Then throw it away.

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Chickens will eat any food you don't want, including vegetable/meat trimmings, and poop out fresh eggs for you to eat.

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Contra · 1w

We’ve been mulling the idea of getting chickens.

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This has to be incorrect. I was told that weather modification and cloud seeding are fake conspiracy theories.