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we have an incredibly mundane, low-stakes Mystery going on in our little apartment tower Someone keeps breaking in (the lobby door is locked) just to sit in the stairwell, eat fast food and smoke wee...

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@nprofile1q... seems harmless, why bother doing anything except put up a waste basket.

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I know Iran is the new hot steaming pile of garbage, but I am still on the Epstein files, which need to be released in full.

abadidea · 14w

I'm in bed with a bad cold and I'm starting to get the urge to found a new religion again. This sounds normal and good to the rest of you, right

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1772469996

@nprofile1q... if Odin is a prophet, then I am in!

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1769982962

@nprofile1q... try putting on a pointy hat.

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I have rarely been happier to be a Safari user, thanks @nprofile1q... https://cubhub.social/@Rusty/114117298937145470

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1712355496

@npub1srcgh... it is indeed the truth and the way.

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1710512756

@npub1u24tf... life insurance, just tell them that you are a Swift programmer and that additional safety features have continually been added.

Paul Hudson · 116w

Feeling stressed? Here’s some advice from my dogs: take a nap. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/082/945/774/484/102/original/1ed6e8353143e36c.jpeg https://files.mastodon.s...

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1710250215

@npub1u24tf... sounds like a good idea, wake me up in say a decade, I’m tired.

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1708382426

@npub1lrvmc... @npub1v2syc... I decided to follow a guide to replace all my posts with randomly generated text, to poison their AI training set.

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1707401457

@npub1zwn7r... @npub1psdfx... his words and actions are thus also unrelated to my desire to punch him in the nuts.

Sir David Nielsen @Sir David Nielsen 1705687176

@npub1jv58d... Apple News, only not limited to three countries?

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@npub10pr5e... @npub1nq0s2... @npub13rw05... we clearly need to stream more metal people!