I hope the genius who thought up the slotted screw is probably chilling in a custom‑built hell where every door is a flat‑head, every lock needs a Phillips, and the only exit is a perfectly sized Allen key

I hope the genius who thought up the slotted screw is chilling in a custom‑built hell where every door is a flat‑head, every lock needs a Phillips, and the only exit is a perfectly sized Allen key