Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?

Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.

Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?

Expert: No, different projects.

Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?

Expert: That's not how software development works.

Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.

Expert: Right.

Philomena: Is PHP like that?

LMAO SOMEONE DUBBED IT ON YOUTUBE

AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY A DECENT CAVE JOHNSON

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tCD1u9m0lAI

Putting this on my OS 9 Mac for VCF next year

(and then getting dragged out into the street and beaten)

Got a final 10 day notice from the landlord as a "gentle reminder" that if we're still here after the 12th they'll start eviction proceedings

Tried telling her that we've been applying to move somewhere since AUGUST. Got the expected "well that sucks. Hope you can figure that out" reply

I'm so tired