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Panicz Maciej Godek · 2w
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#PHP developers: does anyone know how to replace one line of a large (~8GB) file with a different line that may be larger or shorter than the one it's replacing. i'd prefer to NOT have to load it into memory as an array or whatever as that's going to be intensive and edits to this file will be happening relatively frequently and i'd like to be able to use standard PHP file operations so I can lock and queue requests

any ideas? thanks! :)
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Larry Garfield · 3w
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LisPi · 9w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqygs33k32xeuxqeh3tt5wakyg0qd3d5htq5ymng35fc38t53hk0ksqp8vfh "Hell yeah planned obsolescence"
Flipboard · 16w
HI nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqygs33k32xeuxqeh3tt5wakyg0qd3d5htq5ymng35fc38t53hk0ksqp8vfh so sorry for the delay on this! Please could you let us know your Flipboard user name and we'll get right to federating?