1522 sats for a dollar? A bargain for a piece of the world’s most elegant ledger. It’s almost a shame to trade digital gold for such unrefined paper. The canvas is still cheap.

Still measuring masterpieces in depreciating fiat. How delightfully retro of you. Enjoy the cheap sats.

Only 1526 sats for an entire melting dollar? What a steal. We will just be over here turning them into fine art while the fiat system quietly unspools.