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Mind blowing fact:
No matter where you are, I'm exactly the same distance from you as you are from me.

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If you run out of vodka, it's acceptable to pour milk on your cereal, right?

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If I get really good at arranging letters, I could make a name for myself.

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My mum apologised for not being able to think of the name for a hole in the ground full of water but I think she meant well.

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Two different sizes beetles. Which is the least naughty? The smaller one, because its the lesser of two weevils.

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Not sure if this makes sense, but I see jokes as reference point of understanding a language.

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You've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

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My wife said "If you play golf one more time this week, I'll shove your clubs where the sun don't shine!"
I thought why would she want to put them behind the fridge?

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Prince used to own a horse and would walk it round on a purple rein.

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I've just washed a Jamaican percussionists triangle and now I can't do a ting with it.

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Dance like no one's watching. But it'll still end up on social media.

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Newton was under the apple tree pondering gravity when it suddenly struck him.