i hate digital qr code menus with a passion. If you don't have a physical menu for me I won't come back, thank you

I could have sworn it was 6pm but looked at the clock and it was only 2. bizarre.

New conspiracy. The shipping companies know when you check your tracking and selectively delay shipping on the things you are most excited to receive.

Any reputable, Venezuelan nostriches who I can donate disaster relief to?

mosquitos are such cunts

I love it when there are leftovers and I don't have to cook for a couple days 🎉

Women today are so obese that an almost ugly woman lets say a 5 will become an 8 or even a 9 if she diets. Women until the 90s were gorgeous compared to today. With a slim waist everything else just...

I imagine if there was a world war, the commentary would be indistinguishable from the world cup.