@nprofile1q... I thought Ford and GM went to trucks only a few years ago.

@nprofile1q... Shit. I didn't know that. They got me out of a jam with credit cards a long time ago. It was good for what it was.

@nprofile1q... Consider my off fucked.

@nprofile1q... I didn't drop it. The kid at home dropped it. And the careless customer at the grocery store dropped it. And the stocker dropped it while unloading the truck. And the guy moving the palette from the warehouse dropped it.

That's the reason we don't have glass bottles anymore.

@nprofile1q... I'm pretty sure that being gay is an employment requirement at Apple

@nprofile1q... Also a bitch when you drop them.

@nprofile1q... And he forgot to check the "Keep me logged in for 30 days" box

@nprofile1q... Who cares. If that's the only person who wants to pay up, any freeloaders get what they paid for. I question the intellectual capacity and, frankly, the honesty of people who claim to listen to npr. it's the most insipid banal content I've ever heard. All of it. And it all sounds the same. Turn it on at any time of day and it's impossible to know what show it is because they're all exactly the same. The only thing npr is good for is a sleeping aid.

@nprofile1q... Let 'em. That's how NPR is supposed to get their money

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... you know what influences mental health more than diet? The mind.

@nprofile1q... How much of your diet is industrial coolant?