Let's further slow the Bitcoin/Gold ratio by letting everyone know non-monetary data is welcome on Bitcoin's blockchain. Let's completely nuke the 80-byte default and change it to, I don't know, how about 0.1 MB? This will make gold stronger against Bitcoin.

Oh wait...

Bitcoin has been losing to gold this entire year.

Sounds like doom scrolling.

Except $hitcoining. That’s not allowed, so GFY.

But… do you know who you are right now? :-)

Sounds like something a teenager would do.

Fed speak = fake everything, basically gaslighting.

It's not even controls. It's basically: "We're going to push this button because we think something less worse will happen than the state the economy is in right now."

...and following someone's mute list was funny for about 4 hours.

Noderunner

If you hodl too long, Peter Todd will suggest the software be changed to repossess your bitcoin and distribute to those in need.