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I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects.
Irony is my default setting.
Hate factories, but love conveyor belts.
Buzzword-Driven Development.

Edible.
Totally not a robot.
Definitely not a mouse.

Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual.

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Here at Aethernet Telegraphics, we value craftpersonship above all else.

Where the interested layperson might grab a so-called Arjay Fourtyfive, astonished by the apparent convenience of a plastic 'click' mechanism, we know that durable connections between computing machines are best established with a firm turn of a screw.

That's right. Each of the four-to-eight wires of a single Aethernet Connection Line (commonly referred to as a 'cable') is individually fastened to the computing device (or Aethernet Telegraphic Switch) by a Robertson machine screw, ensuring a robust path for binary digits.