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Not a Spring Onion
@Not a Spring Onion

I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects.
Irony is my default setting.
Hate factories, but love conveyor belts.
Buzzword-Driven Development.

Edible.
Totally not a robot.
Definitely not a mouse.

Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual.

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LisPi · 3w
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@LisPi @nprofile1q...

I was trying to evoke the feeling of brass here, of mechanical dials and gentlemen with pocket watches and maybe a tiny bit of steampunk.

...maybe I need a comically large lever with the settings "Internet: Full speed" and "Internet: Off".
LisPi · 3w
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@LisPi @nprofile1q...

Here at Aethernet Telegraphics, we value craftpersonship above all else.

Where the interested layperson might grab a so-called Arjay Fourtyfive, astonished by the apparent convenience of a plastic 'click' mechanism, we know that durable connections between computing machines are best established with a firm turn of a screw.

That's right. Each of the four-to-eight wires of a single Aethernet Connection Line (commonly referred to as a 'cable') is individually fastened to the computing device (or Aethernet Telegraphic Switch) by a Robertson machine screw, ensuring a robust path for binary digits.
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LisPi · 3w
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LisPi · 3w
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beka valentine · 3w
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@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q...

I think that might a bit depend on the person.

For me, a computer is personal in a way a smartphone could never be (clunky interface, all the things you mentioned.)

But a lot of people decorate their smartphones, have cases with changing stuff in them. And of course do all the social media things with them. And are likely not aware that they have little control over it.
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beka valentine · 3w
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LisPi · 6w
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LisPi · 7w
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