At least he bet $1M and not eating his dick

Thank you!

I already do. Don't you see it?

I think subscriptions exist only because micropayments are not feasible yet (LN is currently for a very small audience).

Why not NIP-26 Delegated Event Signing?

Of course. But as we know, division of labor and specialization is key for success. So I see it unlikely to have multiple successful "everything apps" that do all by themselves. I see it far more likely to have multiple providers for specialized tasks and then have multiple "everything apps" that simply bundle those services in a single app.

Inflation is a tax and any tax is theft, so yeah, inflation is theft

Why don't you use a NIP-23 long-form content?

I deposited some USD in Paxos and I had to go through a long AML process in which they asked for a lot of documentation and took a few weeks in total. I've used Paxos in the past and sometimes they asked for documentation but it was never like this. Maybe this is capital controls?