when the 23:29 lightning bolt of inspiration hits, you can either choose to let your muse speak through you and create generational art, or you can forever fade into obscurity

something i will probably never quite get is boomers losing digital object permanence the moment they switch to another tab/program. i see it at work a lot: people signing up to our newsletter at 10:01am and then replying "i accept" to our sign-up email at 10:02am, not realizing that the previous page said "click on the link", as does the email they're reading. we get a few of these a month. i feel sorry for people that get filtered by a sign-up email. what do you even do with that knowledge

i have a pimple on my head where my headphones usually sit. what the fuck, body. you couldn't have chosen any other spot??????

@nprofile1q... but what if i want to be a good piggy for Big Fag and grasp at all the fagslop that i can see

as lebron said: delayed fagslop is eventually good, rushed fagslop is bad forever

@nprofile1q... we love our irresponsible kings

@nprofile1q... this is me with ikea furniture. i get drunk and think i can do it better than ikea before giving up and following the instructions exactly word for word like a good boy

won $600 gambling, this is it. i am never gambling again