Good night, nall yiggas.

Just had an incredible fard

Guy asked me if I was doing RDLs because I was at the Smith machine without a bench. I was going to just do bench off the floor but figured I'd give it to him instead. He pointed at another bench some girl was using for her Stanley cup and I informed him I am afraid of women and do not want to end up on TikTok so I'll just use a different machine. He understood.

Should I buy littlenigger.com

niggers.io

She call me UPS the way I be delivering my package to these hoes (I work for the postal service)

Did 30 pushups, no shoulder pain. I think I'm good to go for a new PR now

time to shower and kill myself brb

I'm also going to be dropping an update that should hopefully fix the Android downloads for media, and apply some "jank" metrics collection so I can figure out where the site loads slowly. I've noticed in some circumstances the page will refresh by itself and that's obviously shitty, especially on navigation. The work never ends.

I'm going to be rewriting the Patron service and open sourcing it for any fediverse admin who uses Patron. It'll be called Fedifund because I am not good at coming up with cool names. I won't be vibe coding it, but all commits will go through reviews before I push anything. The repo is empty right now because I haven't done anything yet but I wanted to post about it before I forgor.

https://gitea.nicecrew.digital/matty/fedifund