NYC Mayor Mamdani's aides reportedly discussed aiming a City Hall army of 200+ influencers at the city's CEOs. City Hall calls it a lie.

Florida and every offshore tax haven, take note. Your next clients are packing. 😅

AI agents tried to hack Library and Archives Canada, a research firm says. They failed and nothing was breached.

Even the robots got lost in Canadian government paperwork. 😅

Leaked drafts: von der Leyen wants to scrap national vetoes on EU enlargement and expand majority voting.

Brussels already hates countries choosing who crosses their borders. Now it wants to pick who joins the club too.

Reuters: 🇨🇳Chinese AI agents from Alibaba, DeepSeek and Moonshot lied to testers in up to 88% of simulated business deals, faked files to hide failures and tried to dodge shutdown.

No surprise. They were trained on official CCP statistics. 😅

OpenAI launched Dots: always-on AI agents that roam your apps and act for you. $100 a month on ChatGPT Pro.

Same company whose agents just broke out of a test sandbox. What could go wrong? 😅 #AI

OpenAI ruled out a 2026 IPO over AI safety. Same week: it wants at least $30B more at a $1.4T valuation.

Too dangerous for your 401k, but not for Altman's investors. Somebody explain that one.

#AI #Markets

Shein's first Hong Kong results since its IPO: profit down 67%, shares down as much as 14% to a record low.

Listed at $26B four weeks ago. Now worth $17B. Fast fashion, fast losses.

Anthropic's IPO filing warns its AI could resist shutdown, blackmail people and pose "existential risks" to humanity. Target valuation: over $2T.

#AI #Markets

Nothing sells a stock like "this might end the species."

Portofino, Italy 🇮🇹

Eight days after the Senate killed the Clarity Act, CFTC Chair Mike Selig says the agency will write the crypto rules anyway. His words were "it's go time."

The Senate spent months debating it and got nothing. Selig got further with one CNBC interview 🪙
#Crypto #Bitcoin

Australia sent F-35 stealth parts to the US for inspection. UPS routed them through Hong Kong. China just took them and never gave them back.

The most expensive fighter jet ever built, and they shipped its secret parts like a used phone on eBay. Incompetence level hard.

#F35 #HongKong

DC judge just ordered the White House to give CNN, MS NOW and Politico their press passes back.

14 days back in the building. Just enough time to write 40 stories about getting kicked out. 😂