OpenAI launched Dots: always-on AI agents that roam your apps and act for you. $100 a month on ChatGPT Pro.

Same company whose agents just broke out of a test sandbox. What could go wrong? 😅 #AI

OpenAI ruled out a 2026 IPO over AI safety. Same week: it wants at least $30B more at a $1.4T valuation.

Too dangerous for your 401k, but not for Altman's investors. Somebody explain that one.

#AI #Markets

Shein's first Hong Kong results since its IPO: profit down 67%, shares down as much as 14% to a record low.

Listed at $26B four weeks ago. Now worth $17B. Fast fashion, fast losses.

Anthropic's IPO filing warns its AI could resist shutdown, blackmail people and pose "existential risks" to humanity. Target valuation: over $2T.

#AI #Markets

Nothing sells a stock like "this might end the species."

Portofino, Italy 🇮🇹

Eight days after the Senate killed the Clarity Act, CFTC Chair Mike Selig says the agency will write the crypto rules anyway. His words were "it's go time."

The Senate spent months debating it and got nothing. Selig got further with one CNBC interview 🪙
#Crypto #Bitcoin

Australia sent F-35 stealth parts to the US for inspection. UPS routed them through Hong Kong. China just took them and never gave them back.

The most expensive fighter jet ever built, and they shipped its secret parts like a used phone on eBay. Incompetence level hard.

#F35 #HongKong

DC judge just ordered the White House to give CNN, MS NOW and Politico their press passes back.

14 days back in the building. Just enough time to write 40 stories about getting kicked out. 😂

China’s grilling DeepSeek and Moonshot for secretly routing chats to Claude through thousands of fake Singapore/Japan accounts. 😆

Sovereign AI with a US forwarding number. Still no tech that matches America. 😏🇺🇸

#AI #China

OpenAI is giving Ukraine free Daybreak cyber AI to defend hospitals and power plants.

Hong Kong’s Paul Chan says there’s no tax “race to the bottom” with Singapore - while still pushing carried-interest breaks this year.
Not a race. Just two cities jogging in the same direction. 🏃‍♂️

#HongKong #Singapore

Trump: can't buy Greenland.
Also Trump: just leased half of it. 🇬🇱